白い俺様がいる此処は結婚式場の裏手。そのせいで、若い女達がやたらと来やがる。奴らは決まって無邪気に「カワイイ」と俺様を見て言う。あの下らねぇ、人差し指と中指を広げて、一緒に写真に納まる始末だ。カワイイと言やぁ、何でも取り込めると信じていそうだぜ。そのうち、そのカワイイに食い殺されるのも知らずに…….。[Story of the White Crocodile]
I was captured just the other day at a nearby manhole. It was the time when I was just looking for breakfast. Because a small rat seemed to be fresh, I ran after it. At last I was caught in a net when I thought that I had just caught that rat. I was captured. O no! I tried to escape, but the net was too strong. An intense sleepiness fell over me soon and this is the reason why I was carried as an urban legend to Minamiaoyama 3 chome botanical garden a green tract of land when I awoke. This place does not let you build a building under the pretense of tree planting creating a green tract of land by the city law. This environment looked similar to my hometown as it had a lush green area. Why is such an unusual thing established in such a place???
When the persons in charge of the plant maintenance talked to me, some remission seemed to be possible because of the Town Planning and Zoning Act Article 55 Clause 1. I lived in the sewage under the manhole, and it was not inconvenient. But my body became white because I was in the world of darkness where the sun did not touch all the time. Here is a perfect place for me because I am white and I live at the back of the marriage ceremonial hall. Because this is the rear of a marriage hall, there are many young beautiful women coming all the time. When young girls watch me innocently, regularly they always say “kawaii”. They open their forefinger and middle finger in the shape of a peace sign while taking a picture with me. If someone says “kawaii”, these young girls are easy to accept it including me. They do not know that they can be eaten by this “kawaii” crocodile.